You will meet a tall dark stranger...

ashcashleee:

devils-in-my-head:

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whorem0anz:

My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.

i sat here laughing for like ten minutes

lmfaooooooooo

OMFGGGGGGGGGG LSADJGLHJSLDH DEAD

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Reblog this if you’re still a virgin.

ambersorcha:

I want to see how many people are proud of it.

*raises hand* :3

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WHAT IF...

damnthatswhatshesaid:

Follow Damn! That’s What She Said! for more!

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$thedailywhat: Purrfect Prank of the Day: Redditor frackyou’s little cousin posted his phone number to Facebook along with a status update informing everyone that he was bored. Cat Facts to the rescue. [reddit.]$

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I could just remember how my father used to say that the reason for living was to get ready to stay dead a long time.

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